omg I’m so embarrassed.
a guest was picking up his suitcase from behind the front desk I work at and he was like “it’s that big one right there” so I grabbed it for him and I was like “wow, it is quite the big one!” and then I looked up at him and he was just looking at me with this smirk and I realized what I said
cheers to awkwardness.
autocorrect changing sec to sex
just one sex
I am really bothered by the fact that basically the only reason why gay marriage is illegal is because some people think it’s disgusting. You know, I think peas are disgusting but we’re noT MAKING THAT ILLEGAL ARE WE
what’s wrong with you peas are delicious
gay people are delicious too
no dessert for you until you eat all your gays
what the fuck just happened here
be quiet and eat your gays
HE IS THE SWEET ONE AND YOU’RE FUCKING JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU’RE A LITTLE SHIT MERLE!!!! >:O
Brazilian model Alexandre Cunha was paired with a three-year-old moptop to showcase Smalto’s matching child-sized and adult tuxedos. Unfortunately, while the pressure of performing didn’t faze the buff Brazilian, his partner broke down in tears as they were striding the catwalk:
Once, I was supposed to close a show with a 3-year-old kid and we both had matching outfits. During rehearsal, everything went as planned, but on the day of the show he started crying halfway down the runway, so in my head I thought, “What am I supposed to do?!” I ended up picking him up and I carried him to the end of the runway.
come on, you gotta label this kind of stuff NSFW.
Jennifer Lawrence smoking a joint in Hawaii (Feb. 27 2013)
is that why she never shuts the fuck up about food
like none of you have ever done something like that . Please.
Jennifer Lawrence finally gives me a reason to like her